I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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