I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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