the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
