Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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