She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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