im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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