Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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