What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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