So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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