My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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