At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Randomize
