you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
