I want to stick my p in your. b.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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