If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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