That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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