Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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