He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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