# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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