Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
third nipple confirmed
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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