just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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