Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Fuck appropriateness.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
