I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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