Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Randomize
