It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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