What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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