Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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