she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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