piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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