That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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