you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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