The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Randomize
