Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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