You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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