why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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