I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Operation Purity has been aborted
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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