I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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