the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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