So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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