Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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