She said her name was "party"
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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