It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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