If that was your dad, he is hot
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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