I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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