He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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