problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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