For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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