you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
All the doctor said was why
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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