It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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