How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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