You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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