I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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