oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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