so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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