I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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