My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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