Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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