I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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