But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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